As most of you have caught on I have a job. At the wonderful Debenham’s in Basildon…Sometimes I wish the place would just eat itself! I really cant hack the place sometimes but then others I think its a brilliant job, such as pay day (£381.18!).

Right so I work in Home soft, which is towels, bed sheets, covers and all the fluffy stuff that gets stuck to your jumpers, to which me and Bobbie use up the stores supply of sellotape, getting it off! So generally soft things….HOW THE HELL DID I MANAGE TO HURT MYSELF WITH TOWELS AND SHEETS! I don’t rightly know, well those of you who know me, know i am a cluts! (i said cluts not sluts guys)

So I managed too:

Cut my finger on my locker
Cut below my thumb on a duvet! well the box
Bruise my arm -moving bed sheets
All in one weekend……stupidity! I think not! lol I’m proud to think that on the one department its impossible to get hurt on i did!

Also college! EH! Well Thursday’s serves the 2 hours of Fitness! ouch is one word. Now the Thursday just gone I managed to:

Fall over in Badminton and crack my left wrist and am now wearing a pressure brace.
Get hit in the face, with a football
Get hit in the Shoulder, with a football
Get hit in the Stomach with a football
Get hit in the thigh with a football….

DANGEROUS!!!!! I bloody well think so!!!! :]

Then back to work…. Overtime on Tuesday. The day before Halloween! Me and Bobbie, Alan (our boss) and Ryan get in the 20 year old industrial lifts and head down to the stock room in the basement, 10 minutes before the end of work. What happens….Less then 5seconds after getting out of these big old sceary lifts we have a power cut. Ryan and me both reach for our phones and put the flash lights on. Alan tell me and Bobbie to move the cages to the end of the stock room while him and Ryan go out onto the shop floor. WHAT HAPPENDS!!!!….The doors to the stock room lock due to the power cut alarms after Alan and Ryan leave. Trapping me and Bobbie in the basement of Debenham’s….clearly not getting paid enough….